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May 16

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May 11

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Apr 03

Cutting off hair in ancient Asia (Japan, china, Korea & possibly some other Asian cultures) symbolizes being banished or rejected from their home. In the more modern age that is now, cutting long hair into a short cut means to forget the past, leaving the old and starting anew.

Okay, who’s the lil’ shit that put the last one in.

Cutting off hair in ancient Asia (Japan, china, Korea & possibly some other Asian cultures) symbolizes being banished or rejected from their home. In the more modern age that is now, cutting long hair into a short cut means to forget the past, leaving the old and starting anew.

Okay, who’s the lil’ shit that put the last one in.

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Apr 01

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Teacher: I am beautiful. What tense is this? Student: Obviously past.

crystal-clefairy:

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modmad:

thebowtimelord:

gOOGLE TURNED THEIR MAPS INTO A PIRATE TREASURE MAP FOR APRIL FOOLS DAY OMFG

can I just point out

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victoria beckham wanted to go into a store to buy david a watch, but didn’t want the paparazzi there taking pictures and ruining the surprise for him.

so she bought a sex doll, dressed it like her, and got someone to drive it around town to distract the photographers.

and the paparazzi fell for it.

i love victoria beckham.